[Eric Pode of Croydon]

Hey there, sweetie, if I apply the H.Clinton Email standard of law, the airline is possibly 0.1mm on the legal side of the line. It is true that the law requires that we obey the instructions of flight crews at all times.

Which opens up new possibilities for refreshingly hypocrisy-free procedures:

"I have an announcement to make. We have four people who need to board this plane and they are more important than any of you. So I need four of you out of your seats. In return, you'll get a free bag of peanuts and a taxi ride to the Greyhound depot.

Let's see....you, you, you....and you.

Now GET THE LEAD OUT, MAGGOTS!!"

[Gay State Conservative]

Now GET THE LEAD OUT, MAGGOTS!!"

Do you *really* think that that was their first approach to this guy? Or their second...third...or fourth?