You don't take food purchased at the grocery store out of the customer's bag and give it to the stockboy because he needs that last can of Spagheti-Os.
The only thing that’s going to come out of this is more government regulations and slightly higher fares.
The lawyers will make a little money, but they’ll still be miserable people. The pervert who traded drugs for gay sex will have more money and fame, but he’ll still be miserable.
Flying for the cattle class will still be as unpleasant as ever, because they place more importance on low price than anything else.
And thank you for admitting in your special way that the employees weren’t flying for free.