Re Maxine Waters’ hair really came from a Vietnamese woman named Susie Wong. Well, I have it on good authority that she also wears clothes designed by Vera Wang. But her tailor is a ruptured Chinaman named “One Hung Low”.
So there you have the real Maxine Waters - wears a Wong and a Wang fitted by One Hung Low.
Al she needed to do was to marry Anthony Weiner and she’d be a Weiner wearing a Wong and a Wang.
Ha! Very good alliteration and word play. It even makes sense in a wacko sort of way. Wish I had a drum set with a High Hat to tap.