I love Trump.
I loathe, despise, spit upon, take bodacious dumps upon, tar, feather, burn, stab, shoot, eviscerate, and otherwise totally disrespect the fetid pile to excrement that is the Republican party.
The entire party would have to fight for the single testicle that apparently is shared between them. Heck, it appears that the female members have much more testosterone than do wimpy little turds like Ryan, and our two so-called leaders of the house and senate.
A pox on them.
They will be totally responsible for the upcoming civil war.
I cannot improve upon your pithy pronouncement, except to suggest that they are not so much wimps as liars:
They actually prefer us to think they are weaklings and cowards, so that we will not realize instead that they are leftists and traitors.
They were raised in the same elitist neighborhoods. They were enrolled in the same private schools. They were taught by the same leftist professors. They were destined to become the same sort of shyster lawyers.
They are the Uni-Party: united in their hatred of We The People, and their contempt for the Constitution of the United States.