Scene: Garden of Eden
Eve walks up to a tree and wants to pick a fruit.
Angel says: sorry can’t have that.
Eve: no apples?
Angel: no.
Eve: figs?
Angel: no.
Eve: plums?
Angel: no.
Eve: what can I have?
Angel: give me a little under the table and I’ll give you anything you want.
The rest is history.
So now you can smoke pot, but soda is illegal. Looks like Pepsi forgot to pay their bribes.