couple v.
to copulate
Never happened
I’m ahead on merit not insults.
You're only ahead in your own mind.
I'm not insulting you so much as conveying my amazement at your strident refusal to concern yourself with any facts!
You never answered my question: Have you EVER watched the video we're talking about? Have you?
I answered your question and you ignored that couple has a number of meanings including “to pair” - the most obvious meaning in context.