“All water we drink has passed through someone’s alimentary canal and kidneys.”
Including all artesian water drawn from underground aquifers?
Anyway, Culligan water softeners once advertised, “the water you drink may have quenched the thirst of Julius Caesar.”
It all kind of makes you go hmm....
I only drink water made from hydrogen that has been harvested from giant interstellar molecular clouds and oxygen harvested from lifeless gas giants.