"Trump puts Katsup on his well-done steaks! Katsup starts with a 'K' - which is the first letter in 'KGB'! Heh heh! Heh heh! See? See?? And there's a 'p' in Katsup, just like the 'P' in Putin! I know things!"
Invisible Russian Hackers, according to well placed inside sources, eat their steak well done with Katsup!
I think J.C. an L.G. should launch a full scale investigation into this matter.