Why can’t candlesticks flirt with anything they want? We do realize candlesticks are inanimate. How can they be straight or gay?
Umm, candlesticks count as a sex aid to a poo-pounder.
Did I say poo-pounder?
I meant turd burglar.
Nix turd burglar.
I really meant butt pirate.
Garrrr!
it is a human in a cursed form.