[thoughtomator]

She’ll cure what ails ya, for sure.

http://media4.s-nbcnews.com/j/newscms/2017_11/1931416/31317-jessica-farrar-1107a-rs_11e6eb63a85a2b0d689de35e99cb5b8c.nbcnews-ux-2880-1000.jpg

[Charles Martel]

Woof.

Texas? Check.

Female? Check.

Past her "Use By" date? Double check.

Meme launch confirmed. Running hot, straight and normal.