Texas (Democrat) state rep proposes fines for masturbation (life imitates the Onion alert)

The Hill ^ | March 12, 2017 | Reid Wilson

[Impy]

In more serious news than this fugly *itch’s idiotic false comparison, a Federal Apparels court is messing with Texas over the Congressional District Lines, two Hispanic democrat judges feel their aren’t enough democrats in Congress and that they have the right to impose their opinion on the people of Texas.

https://www.thenation.com/article/texass-redistricting-maps-and-voter-id-law-intentionally-discriminated-against-minority-voters/

The GD judiciary is out of control. It’s time to have a debate about judicial review and to what extant it should be allowed.

[Impy]

“Federal Apparels court “

Oops. I’m excited to see what you come up with. ;-D

[ConservaTeen]

Einstein is not afraid of being passed in the smart department by this moron.

[ConservaTeen]

Oh no, I'll be a criminal if I masturbate and not pay taxes on it...

Does her district have the Texas State Hospital for the Mentally Insane? Or is her district mentally insane.

[Trillian]

I have to wonder if the defendant... kept a thorough record of every sperm emission... made throughout his life. Interesting. Why do you ask? Unless the defendant attempted to contact... every single one-night stand to determine... if a child resulted in those unions... he has no parental claim over this child whatsoever. Why now? Why this sperm? I see your point. And for that matter, all masturbatory emissions... where his sperm was clearly not seeking an egg... could be termed reckless abandonment.

[KosmicKitty]

Ain’t no man been miles for years. And I’m a lady.

[Trillian]

Every Sperm is Sacred
For the one or two people who have never seen this ;)

[AuH2ORepublican]

So long as it enforces a ban on droopy pants and those annoying sneajers that light up when kids walk in them, I’m all for the Federal Apparels Court. : )