[Gandalf_The_Gray]

Can I request the pat down to be performed by a female?

With my luck I'd probably get "Nurse Diesel" or her sister "Nurse Ratchet". No doubt, obese, hairy, smelly, and stronger then a team of mules. I might almost prefer a homo who might enjoy the experience rather than risk a man hating dyke who'd likely squash your left testicle flatter than a penny farthing.
Regards,
GtG

[Hot Tabasco]

With my luck I'd probably get "Nurse Diesel" or her sister "Nurse Ratchet".

That's when you just close your eyes and "imagine"..........