When I tried a Ouija board all it said was: Be sure to drink your Ovaltine.
So, what in the world did you ask it to get that kind of an answer?
1. How do I get to be a SUPERMAN?
2. How do I keep from losing all my hair?
3. How can I get parking downtown in the rush hour?
4. How can I get more vacation?
5. How can I get my neighbor to mow his lawn?
Lol.