There should be people roaming the campus with a Batman utility belt or even a bandolier of tampons and pads so that a student who gets her period can have instant access to the necessary absorbent materials.
These people will, of course, be paid well with full benefits and will represent a full cross-section of the desired level of campus diversity (minus males, of course).
Their callsign will be Red Beaver. They’ll wear a hat with a red flashing light that, when illuminated, will require all male students in sight to assume a position of subjugation and repentance with eyes looking down they do not offend or embarrass any female students.
Bandoliers of tampons!! lol. Don’t give Melissa Harris-Perry any ideas! That would make for some very interesting window ballads and serenades.