[blueplum]

Honey, you can change your name all you want on your resume, but when you show up, you’re still a Fakeahontus with unaddressed self-esteem issues.

[Mears]

I’m an old lady and want to be a 21 year old red head hottie from now on.

We’ll see how THAT works out. :-)

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[US_MilitaryRules]

This one is a Caucasian that wanted to be black. The fakahountus is the Caucasian that wanted to be an American Indian!