Sounds like a bit of a threat!
I’m going to have some leftovers for lunch, in half an hour.
What happened to Sally’s hair? The last time you sent me a pic of it, it was long and shiny. Now, it looks like an unmade bed! But wait. She’s the Resident Drama Queen. My bad. I forgot.
I’m in contact with a gal who is related by marriage to my part of the family in Colonia Juarez. She seemed a little upset that I didn’t know she was female. Unngh.
I gotta eat something before my stomach thinks my throat has been cut.