Besides....let’s look at all of the famous people who never got a dinner.
Uncle Remus, who said to Uncle Ben, “You’re a credit to your rice.” Never got a dinner!
Crispus Attucks, who said, “Don’t shoot till you see the whites!” Never got a dinner!
Ben Hur, who said to his sister Ben Him, “We’d better swap names before they start calling me Ben Gay!” Never got a dinner!
Queen Elizabeth, who said, “Not now, I’m on the throne.” Never got a dinner!
Sophia Loren, whose new baby asked her, “Is all that for me?” Never got a dinner!
Dolly Parton, who said to Mrs. Olson, “Yes, they’re mountain-grown.” Never got a dinner!
Orson Welles, who said to Anita Bryant, “Stop picketing me. What I said was I was a thespian.” Never got a dinner!
Eve, who asked Adam, “Does this fig leaf make me look fat?” Never got a dinner! (Got an apple, but never got a dinner.)
Adam, who said to Eve, “What do you mean you have nothing to wear?” Never got a dinner!
Joseph Cotten, who said, “You know how I got my name? Sammy Davis picked it for me.” Never got a dinner!
Burt Reynolds, great sex symbol of the movies, who said, “I owe it all to one great part.” Never got a dinner!
The captain of the Titanic, who said to room service, “Who sent for all this ice?” Never got a dinner!
Joan Rivers, who said to Marcel Marceau, “Can we talk?” Never got a dinner!
Marie-Antoinette, who said to Louis, “Not tonight – this is my last headache.” Never got a dinner!
Zsa Zsa Gabor, the only woman ever to apply for group alimony. Never got a dinner!
-Red Buttons
dfwgator, who richly deserved a dinner!” Never got a
dinner.
Twinkie, who cooks dinners. Never got a dinner.
Boo-Boo the cat, who brings rodents, dead and alive, to
Twinkie & Fang. Never got a dinner.
Dub, the dog, who also richly deserves a dinner. Never
got a dinner.
Twinkie, who grew up calling luncheon “dinner”. Never
got a luncheon OR a dinner.
Heck, “Dinner” never got a dinner either and he IS
dinner!
Even “Luncheon” got a dinner which makes him a
CANNABULL!