every time I’ve come back from Jamaica, I’ve had all my stuff gone over with a fine tooth comb. Socks turned inside out, that sniffer wand thing, full pat down, etc.
I think I must look like a 70 year old pot smuggler or something to customs.
My 80 year old mom and 55 year old sister got pulled over in mom’s Florida Cadillac - trunk loaded down with sister’s luggage. Spent an hour on the side of a highway (headed north) in Iowa as they went through the entire car!
Back in the day I was loading up military-style containers at the airport. Goofy hat, scruffy beard, and numerous containers. The security (drug?) dog had a real hard time keeping his eye off of me! Every time I would grab another item that dog was watching me! His handler didn’t seem too concerned though.