[apillar]

So just lie and tell ol’ doc saw bones you don't smoke or quit smoking, if they want a blood test, take a break for a couple days before the test (nicotine only lingers in your blood for about 48 hours). Then as soon as your surgery is over light one up and blow a smoke ring at him, it's not as if he can undo your surgery....

[TheNext]

Death by

Smoking 7x
Alcohol 7x
Both 40x

Now you see your future.