“John. I’m glad to see you. Say, did you notice those golf shoes outside the front door? I stepped in some goose poop. Let me know when they’re clean. That would be Yuge of ya.”
5 posted on 02/20/2017 8:27:02 PM PST by VanShuyten
("...that all the donkeys were dead. I know nothing as to the fate of the less valuable animals.")