My wife’s cousin is very smart, steals from the government, is angry at us and we are in charge of her trust as her mom died...she is about 48 yrs old...has grandiose plans nearly every bday, is purposely grossly overweight on purpose so she can make excuses about not using the bus. She accuses us of everything I. Lauding breaking into her condo. We found her on her floor in her condo and she had been on the floor unconscious for about 48 hrs after a we I...she has convinced all her gov’t counselors we are her problem...anyway, you have made our day because we now have a name for her condition...Munchausen syndrome or disorder...she loves being in the hospital and knows all the staff at all our hospitals here in Cincy and calls 911 for anything. Oh, and when we found her unconscious and had to use the police and a locksmith to get in and save her life, we never got thanked...instead, she denies it happened and accuses us of stealing from her.
Ahhh! We could write a book.
I ALREADY WROTE A BOOK!!!
Because I have known about my daughter’s strange affliction (tell you about the ticks later) since the late 90’s.
So in 2005 I wrote a book, titled “Attention, Please!” and one of the characters keeps harming herself to....eh, get attention.
They love drama.
I still have the book and many have read it.
Anyway, this Muncheusen.....here’s an example.....
She pulls up her shirt and shows me two tick bites.
OMG....these people LOVE LYME DISEASE!!!
Because Lyme disease gives you so many different symptoms, man you only got to get Lyme disease once and you can faint, pretend fevers, stomach hurts, can’t move.....
Two tick bites, right next to each other. What the hell, two ticks somehow found their way on her body, right next to each other mind you?
Heh.
All for the love of Lyme disease.
I think the medicos around here are onto her but the gubmint gets money for abused women and do you know how much sympathy you get when you are being abused by mother, husband....and now granddaughter also being abused....
She knows what moves the bureaucrats and she always....she ALWAYS wins.