[Buckeye McFrog]

I know a guy....went to high-school with him.

Became a Journ-O-List and went to work for a big city newspaper.

The paper is on deathwatch. Last year he was given an ultimatum....take a buyout....OR ELSE.

Poor guy is still unemployed. His job prospects as a 25- year journ-o-list boil down to insurance sales and drive-thru manager at Wendy’s.

[Lazamataz]

I know a guy....went to high-school with him. Became a Journ-O-List and went to work for a big city newspaper. The paper is on deathwatch. Last year he was given an ultimatum....take a buyout....OR ELSE. Poor guy is still unemployed.

POOR guy?

I hope he sticks a revolver in his mouth.