[MeganC]

I agree with the comment about the local weather reports. Every little cloud is reported as “BREAKING NEWS: STORMWATCH!”

Predictable dry spells become “CATASTROPHIC DROUGHT!”

Cyclical floods are called “UNPRECEDENTED!”

And, of course, all weather events are now PROOF!!! of global warming.

And these jackasses wonder why people don’t respect them anymore?

[Rebelbase]

Don’t forget, “BOMBSHELL!”, “MUST SEE”, “INCREDIBLE MOMENT”, “AMAZING”, etc.