[SandRat]

Get one of those little bars of hotel soap, wrap it up all pretty as a present, have in your coat pocket. Then, after having to listen to their dirty talk, give the “present” to the DIRTY MOUTH.

Tell them their Mother asked you to give them that, to help clean their DIRTY TALKING.

Be sure to duck after doing that, because you're gonna get punched!

What a funny tale, that will make, at the Police Station, for the local paper, and for the Judge in Court.

[Iron Munro]

Get one of those little bars of hotel soap, wrap it up all pretty as a present, have in your coat pocket. Then, after having to listen to their dirty talk, give the “present” to the DIRTY MOUTH.

Or just put a large bar of Lava® soap in a sock and use it to beat the snot out of the first Libtard who touches you.

[JimRed]

Be sure to duck after doing that, because you're gonna get punched!

Practice the block and counterstrike for self-defense. A punch can hurt your knuckles; use the heel of your hand from shoulder high to the bridge of the nose, but strike as though the target was the back of the head.