[mywholebodyisaweapon]

Could we call it a TDA, a “Technical” Darwin Award for those who don’t pass their stupid genes on to future generations but don’t die? Kind of like a TKO where the loser is still standing?

[Aevery_Freeman]

Well, that assumes she knows who 'baby daddy be' (no slander - statistics) as he is the recipient of the TDA.

Harder to deliver than a summons.