'Human Ken Doll' Rodrigo Alves can't breathe properly after having 50 plastic surgeries

New York Daily News ^ | February 6, 2017 | Brian Lisi

[Ciaphas Cain]

Barbie's Dreamhouse has become a nightmare.

While appearing on the British TV talk show "This Morning," "Human Ken Doll" Rodrigo Alves revealed that simply taking in air has become problematic thanks to his numerous plastic surgeries.

"July of last year I had my nose reconstructed with a piece of cartilage from my ribs," said Alves, who has had eight nose jobs alone. "That helped, but I still can't breathe 100%."

With much of his income reportedly thanks to properties he inherited from his grandparents, Alves has spent nearly half a million dollars on everything from chest silicone implants to a fake six pack and stem cell injections into his face and hair.

[Ciaphas Cain]

Alves in the, errr... flesh:

[irish guard]

Can’t breath properly after fifty procedures???? No sympathy from me.

[rey]

I thought Dr. Mengele was dead?

[Fiddlstix]

Click the Pic

[lafroste]

This nonsense of celebrating mental illness is going to leave a lot of devastated lives in its wake. Of course sjw types don’t give a flip about their victims because power.

[Telepathic Intruder]

The word "freakish" comes to mind. He and Michael Jackson would have gotten along well.

[PGR88]

He doesn’t look like a doll - he looks like a cartoon character.

[Doogle]

[Ciaphas Cain]

Flesh is temporary. It is vanity to try to hold onto it forever. Everything in this fallen world is damned to be prey to entropy. Including our bodies.

Attempting to resist carries with it destruction of soul and body. Witness Michael Jackson.

[MagUSNRET]

He looks like a mentally ill queer with body image issues......the idiot needs therapy, and serious medications, not a new nose!

[mom of young patriots]

He looks like he belongs on the kid’s show “Lazytown”. Except that they were all wearing masks.

[Ray76]

What kind of “doctor” would do this to a person?

[CJ Wolf]

thank you for the Kramer eye bleach. Made me feel better.

[Ransomed]

He looks like one of the puppets in Team America.

Freegards

[Maudeen]

This is very sad.

[TXBlair]

Yuck.

[Fungi]

You reap what you sow.

[UCANSEE2]

[Restless]

There must be a wide array of emotional issues underneath all of this.

[Rebelbase]

There’s a socialite celebrity woman who is older than him and undergone the same butchery. She could be his mother in another world.