I’m thinking you don’t have any kids.
Thanks for the entertainment. I’ll sign off now.
Sorry to have to conclude from your latest display of incoherence that it hit much too close to home when the possibility presented itself that your mother had in fact left you in the care of someone who may have abused you as a child.
Checkmate.
Enjoy the rest of what remains of your thanklessly resentful and hopelessly envious life.