I know you're kidding but I have to step in and stick up for Laz on this one. Even he has standards, maybe lower than the average (did I just say that out loud?), but standards nonetheless.
He might contradict me but not even Laz would hit this one without at least a gallon of whiskey in him, a blindfold for him, and an American flag to go over her face. He might even want to put something between her teeth to keep her from biting off something important.
Maybe he will see this and let us know... just sayin'...