Thanks, A.W. I got our van stuck in a yard in southern Arkansas yesterday. The guy who came with the wrecker was a joy: “You GOT to be a college man! Must be a PhD.” He was joking. When I sheepishly owned up, he said he was sorry. I didn’t mind. I had it coming.
LOL! Was it your tortoise-shell glasses? Your college hoodie? Not a bow-tie! Noooo!