Feel the freedom.
Bridge ahead has one cracked truss
If it doesn’t bother you
It doesn’t bother us.
Proceeding forthwith will indicate
You prefer the risk
to being late
Though if you continue straight ahead
and the bridge does fall
and you end up dead
The choice was yours and we’ll agree
You waived our
liability
Burma Shave.
Shave signs were larger in your neck of the woods back in the day?
Excellent.
You wished a Philadelphia reprieve
But the bridge is broke
Now youse can’t leave
Burlington Shave