[heterosupremacist]

sasha and maisy may be admitted to the 'hotspots' but once inside, they will generate no interest among the predatory bachelors gathered, whom might still retain their sense of sobriety, or self-respect... Two Too but-ugly chicks (IMO)

[Protect the Bill of Rights]

Sasha is the only attractive member in the family. Malia always has a sour look on her face (like mama, like daughter).