Well if there's anyone on this forum who an expert on that it's got to be you, Scumbag.
Tell us the one again about your days buried under the rubble of the Beirut Barracks, Liar.
Man, you need to cut this hero some slack.
After being buried in Beirut for a week and undergoing
many dozens of surgeries and being paralyzed yet learning
to drive an automatic transmission and a zero-radius lawnmower
you really ought to respect this guy because he’s clearly a bad-ass.
Unless he’s lying.