Nutty underemployed British guy with some former spy cred makes money by doing Google searches and talking with catfishing trolls on Internet.
Nutty Brit gets pranked. Hard.
Hands his FRESH HOT INTEL TOTALLY DONE HIMSELF WHILE NOT SITTING ON A SOFA SCARFING DOWN CHEETOS to the highest bidder - Hyper-Anti-Trumper Evan McMuffin.
McMuffin hands off the pass to McLame, who speeds to the end zone and slams the ball - in an empty stadium.
McLame wins the Special Olympics, political division.