[PROCON]

It said I was a Writer.

Not. Even. Close.

Well, you wrote that, so there you GO!

[HiJinx]

Can we guess your profession?

You're a paper-pushing cog in the corporate rat-race. You love your job because you get a charge out of dumping tasks on other paper-pushers. An action passed is an action completed, you know.

It's your goal in life to educate today's youth as regards the intricacies of the modern workplace; and to teach them that old age and treachery beats youth and exuberance every time.