[BitWielder1]

The only businesses going down the toilet from hereon in will be newspapers - for obvious reasons.

I wish, but consider this:
Every library and reading room and every foreign newspaper has a subscription to the NYT.
Fish vendors still need something to wrap their wares in.
Bird cages still need something for the droppings.
Homeless people still need some kind of bedding.
Kindling for fireplaces (except Alaska where it's now illegal to keep warm in the winter).

[Jack Hammer]

Yes, all correct; however, their payroll - although clearly falling as they hire increasing numbers of sub-literate hacks - is still in the millions of dollars.

They won’t be able to make that payroll for much longer.