Milk cows and government
CHRISTIAN:
You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor.
SOCIALIST:
You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
REPUBLICAN:
You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So what?
DEMOCRAT:
You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You vote people into office who tax your cows, forcing you to sell one to raise money to pay the tax. The people you voted for then take the tax money and buy a cow and give it to your neighbor. You feel righteous.
PROGRESSIVE:
You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point that you must sell them both in order to support someone else who already got a free cow from the government.
FASCIST:
You have two cows. The government seizes both and sells you the milk. You join the underground and start a campaign of sabotage.
CAPITALIST:
You have two cows. You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.
GLOBALIST:
Two brothers steal your cow and sacrifice it as Congress investigates soy milk.
Very true...