'We don't hurt anybody, we are just happy': Woman reveals she has fallen in love with a ROBOT[tr]

Daily Mail ^ | December 23, 2016 | Khaleda Rahman For Daily Mail Australia

[Jonty30]

I once read an account of a women who stole a Coke vending machine because she fell in love with the voice coming from it.

[minnesota_bound]

Sheldon and Penny

[DoughtyOne]

Why not just cut to the chase and admit it’s just a transport mechanism for her vibrator.

[MrEdd]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na1807jIHts

[Cementjungle]

My friend Liz in a robot video... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvXcUXriQOk

[MrEdd]

You mean the little robot joins with the bigger robot to make a combined form?

A trope from every mecha anime ever.

[ColdOne]

Her parents.....I wonder what they are like?

[tophat9000]

Remind me the x-rated movie version of “Robocop” called “RoboCoc-”

[Grimmy]

Or, it used to be that deviants and degenerates had the good sense to keep their mouths shut and keep it to themselves.

Now, they’ve all gotta brag about their particular ick.

Take away the repercussions and pain, this is what you get.

[TheTimeOfMan]

Mental

[AnotherUnixGeek]

Thanks to feminism and divorce lawyers, many men consider relationships with the same sort of wariness and caution that two mating scorpions do. I suspect men will be much more likely to be “robosexuals” in the decades to come as the technology improves.

[dirtboy]

A French woman has revealed she is in love with a robot and determined to marry it.

I thought Al Gore was already married.

[Hugin]

HA! You beat me to it!

[hold_muh_bier]

Haha, that's nothing!

Do any of you remember Madame Giljotin? The Swedish woman who built a lifesize, functioning guillotine in her livingroom, named it Fressie, then fell in love with and married it (him?). She would bare her neck in Fressie's lunette as an act of foreplay.

But Madame Giljotin, ever the trendsetter, soon severed all ties with Fressie, having capriciously fallen in love with The Berlin Wall --posthumously, of course, since it was torn to pieces in 1989.

There's always enough cray-cray to go around... ;)

[DoughtyOne]

Looking at her made my mind work overtime.

Seemed a given... LOL

[polymuser]

Yep. Six pack fridge in the belly. Snacks in the trunk. Video projector showing the game on the bedroom wall. Every response “Yes, dear.” Programmed for specific ‘skills’. Upgrade every handful of years. Hmmm...

[Rebel_Ace]

Is there a dating site MILO can sign up on? He's been moody and cranky lately...



Everybody tells me he has a "cute face".

[USFRIENDINVICTORIA]

Why should marriage be restricted to carbon-based lifeforms? For that matter, why should it be restricted to lifeforms of any sort?

[csvset]

James Brown Sex Machine

Get on up..

I'm surprised Apple hasn't ventured in to this , uh, "companion" field yet.

[tet68]

This woman needs years of therapy... SAD!

Heck, this robot needs years of therapy!