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THE MUSLIM BACON PRANK
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Posted on 12/16/2016 10:31:31 PM PST by DallasBiff

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To: DallasBiff

Guess they haven’t read the Koran. They did not intentionally eat pork.


21 posted on 12/17/2016 4:53:09 AM PST by R. Scott (Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink)
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To: R. Scott

I would bet that if they had NOTHING else to eat for some time and were starving, they WOULD eat bacon. If you actually put real pork bacon in a package which was labeled “Turkey Bacon”, they WOULD eat it.


22 posted on 12/17/2016 5:26:41 AM PST by DaveA37
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To: CivilWarBrewing

23 posted on 12/17/2016 5:30:10 AM PST by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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To: DallasBiff

Eating bacon = bad. Slicing human’s neck = good.
Any “religion” that teaches that is a fraud.


24 posted on 12/17/2016 5:53:05 AM PST by I want the USA back (Lying Media: completely irresponsible. Complicit in the destruction of this country.)
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To: HiTech RedNeck

The lefty method of dealing with problems is: Lefty sees a problem. Lefty frets about the problem. Lefty gets as many other people and the government to fret about the problem as possible. Problem gets bigger and bigger, no matter what size it began at.

The righty method of dealing with problems is: Righty sees a problem. Righty steps forward and helps with the problem, getting a private group involved if necessary. Problem is solved or at least greatly diminished.

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How A Democrat deals with a mugger:

Out with his family for the night in the city an Democrat notices a suspicious person coming towards them. The person pulls a knife and as he advances the Democrat thinks about what too do.

“OMG, he has a knife!!! What should I do? I know, I’ll engage him in conversation and tell him I understand his anger and will do all I can to help him overcome his feelings of hatred towards others. Maybe if I hand him my wallet and plead with him to not harm my family he will simply go away. Should I get down on my knees to show his I am not a threat? I’m so frightened...”

Republican in same circumstances.

Dad “That guy coming towards us looks suspicious... wait, he has a knife!!”

bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang...

Wife, “nice shooting sweety!
Daughter, “yeah dad nice tight grouping, great job!”

Dad,”Thanks, where are we going to eat”


25 posted on 12/17/2016 6:12:51 AM PST by billyboy15
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To: miss marmelstein

Isn’t the rule about not mixing dairy and meat based on the biblical prohibition against cooking a baby calf in its own mother’s milk? That was apparently a popular delicacy in the ancient Levant, maybe especially among the hated Philistines. I remember being puzzled when I came down for breakfast in the restaurant in the Tel Aviv hotel I stayed at my first visit to Israel. I had to choose meat or dairy rooms and buffets, and no going back and forth. And what is it with the unspoken exemption for Chinese food? The kitchen walls in most Chinese restaurants are coated with a veneer of steamed pork fat.


26 posted on 12/17/2016 6:16:59 AM PST by katana
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To: katana

In NYC, there are dozens of kosher Chinese restaurants where a rabbi oversees the cookery. I suppose the popularity is that it is non-dairy for the post part and delicious. But, you’re right about pork in non-kosher Chinese. Most Jews don’t keep kosher anymore.


27 posted on 12/17/2016 6:38:02 AM PST by miss marmelstein
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To: DallasBiff
How would a male jew react to the same situation [led to think they were eating real bacon]? I would say not as violent.

I don't think I will surprise many people when I say that it's not unheard-of for a male (and female) Jew to eat bacon and/or ham.

28 posted on 12/17/2016 6:49:03 AM PST by luvbach1 (I hope Trump runs roughshod over the inevitable obstuctionists, Dems, progs, libs, or RINOs!)
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To: UCANSEE2

Wonderful gift wrapping, whatever it is.


29 posted on 12/17/2016 7:54:55 AM PST by Buttons12
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To: Buttons12
It's called BACON EXPLOSION. Made of BACON and ITALIAN SAUSAGE. Optional items like CHEESE.


30 posted on 12/17/2016 3:23:35 PM PST by UCANSEE2 (Lost my tagline on Flight MH370. Sorry for the inconvenience.)
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To: UCANSEE2

Thank you! I’m not much of a cook but that looks like a fine motivational aid. And it is hard to mess up anything made with bacon. :D


31 posted on 12/17/2016 3:43:57 PM PST by Buttons12
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To: Buttons12
Yeah.... it's less about cooking, and more about weaving a rug.

BTW, they have a website where you can order it online and have it delivered to your door.

BBQ ADDICTS - Bacon Explosion

32 posted on 12/17/2016 4:14:36 PM PST by UCANSEE2 (Lost my tagline on Flight MH370. Sorry for the inconvenience.)
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To: UCANSEE2
a website where you can order it online and have it delivered

Excellent! I'm really good at that. :D

33 posted on 12/17/2016 4:18:25 PM PST by Buttons12
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To: DaveA37

That’s what they did.


34 posted on 12/19/2016 3:22:49 AM PST by R. Scott (Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink)
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