A bit off-topic but I wanted share something about the EPA:
During the last year of the Clinton administration in 2000 I worked at a building where the regional EPA office occupied 3 or 4 floors. The company I worked at was located above them. So when I took the elevator it would almost always stop at floors x,y and z because the EPA people would moving from floor to floor. No joke, these people were slow and seemed to have no sense of urgency.
During June it was “gay pride” month. On each of the EPA floors they had these gay pride posters. They were basically just photos of people walking down a street or working at a construction site and supposedly they were gay and proud.
One day I decided to print out a sticker and in large font I typed: “why is inserting your penis into another man’s anus something to be proud of?”
During a quiet period when no one was around I went down and slapped the sticker on one of these posters.
I went back about 10 minutes later and they already had removed the poster.
Good on you.