The family also discovered that their breath smelled bad when they woke up in the morning and that if they didn’t shower regularly, an offensive odor arose from under their arms. One of their kitchen faucets began to drip. And lint bunnies collected under the beds in their rooms.
“None of this was happening before the deep pockets ... er, I mean oil company ... started that horrible drilling,” said E. Knowles Cheatem, the family’s attorney.
Are you sure this family wasn't represented by the law firm of Dewey, Doem, Screw-em, Cheetam, Righteously and Howe.