Did he use to twist the cat’s tail to hear it yowl?
Might need to find himself knocked on his rear, metaphorically if not otherwise, to understand that no, God did not put the world here as a place to be mean in.
Some of those hicks might actually pull him OUT of a wildfire, just because God wants them to bless their enemies.
Your are absolutely right, any REDNECK would pull him out of the fire; THEN BEAT HIS FAT, UGLY ASS.