“.Because any investigator that goes beyond reddit and 4chan for “evidence” is going to be laughing at themselves for even entertaining the idea of investigating this.”
I read on Reddit, that someone read on 4Chan, that someone heard on Alex Jones, that someone read on Reddit that the pepperonis on Comet’s pizza are arranged like a pentagram.
That’s all you needI It proves the whole conspiracy!
Wow. Your post is totally code for pedophilia!
Investigate Timpanagos1! He said PIZZA.