I absolutely Laughed Out Loud at your post.
You see, after the obamanation got elected, I was the jerk at the supermarket turning around magazines back to front.
When a book that Hillary wrote was being hyped at a bookstore within driving distance of where I was-that she came to- myself and another patriot went in the store.
At that time Ann Coulter had a book on the best seller list and we looked for it.
Several copies were found on a top shelf that could hardly be reached, with only the binding showing.
We put some of the books in an area where they could be seen easier and took one of them and...
They had a display on a table right inside the enterance with a giant pic of Hillary and a bunch of her books.
We put one of the Coulter books on that table.
The owner (I think a woman, but disguised as a man if you know what I mean...) soon found it and took it off the table.
That was a fun day. Hillary treated the people who showed up as second rate peons.
Security shoved a bunch of them out a side door which they were using to get in to the book signing.
It was a hoot, I posted a thread on it.