Grow some balls!
My daughter is in college. After the election the liberal prof went on a depressing rant about Trump, and then thought it would be good to go around the class and have all the students say what they were thankful and happy about.
“Lasagana”
“My dog”
“My family”
“The mountains”
“Well, I’m thankful and happy that Trump won last night.” (Gasps from several of the girls, and the profs jaw dropped).
“Yeah - it was pretty funny dad. Except after hearing ‘lasagna’ I thought that would have been a good one too.”