Good line. Wit aside, some folks tend to forget why Mary and Joseph went there: They had to register for a new tax by reporting to the authorities in the city where the husband's family came from. Which in St. Joseph's case was Jerusalem, since he was a descendant of King David. You could say Jesus was the very opposite of an anchor baby. He was coming home.
I thought Joseph wasn't his real dad.
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They were there for the feast of Tabernacles (Sukkot).
A celebration at the time Mesiach was to be born.
The census (not a tax) was done at that time because that was when everyone had to be in Jerusalem at that time (Romans weren’t totally stupid).
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Hey, now, those are just Mexicans coming home to Aztlan. All the southwestern states belong to Mexico so the illegal voting is from gringos. Viva la Reconquista!
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