I know.....every time I stay at a hotel and wash my hair, I get flat head, which always reminds me of one of the most hilarious Seinfelds ever.
Tonight take a look at Bret Baer and tell me what kind of shower he has. I believe his hair is as naturally wavy as the Seinfeldians. Either he has the lowest flow shower in New York or, possibly, his mother still does his hair and tries to part it and flatten it down with her own spit like she did when he was two.