Can you jack-off in the middle of the Smithsonian in the name of free speech?
Can you cut the barbed wire at a military base in the name of protest?
Can you block a train from delivering its cargo?
Can you get on a airplane by burning your ID in the security line?
Can you paint graffiti on public buildings to exercise your free speech?
Can you juggle Molotov cocktails in front of the White House?
Can you block folks from attending church?
Can you burn tires in the Washington Mall?
Can you repeat the Boston Tea Party by raiding the Lipton Plant at night and trashing their product?
Can you shout fire in a theater?
Can you call 911 and bitch out the cops?
Can you fly your Cessna over the top of the Capital?
Can you plan jihad with your muzzie friends?
Can you piss on the graves at Arlington National Cemetery?
Can you take a bullhorn and lambast the guards at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier?
Can you swear allegiance to another country and get a security clearance?
Can you hobnob with foreign spies?
You can dream up a million little quandaries, but that is what we have the courts for. They’ve already decided on this issue long ago.
I suppose we should just put all free speech questions to pissant though, to settle, since you seem to know better than the Constitutional system that we’ve been working with for the last few centuries.