Posted on 11/26/2016 4:13:39 AM PST by RoosterRedux
The Islamic Heaven is a brothel.
They call these afterlife sex workers “Houris”?...
Curious how it’s pronounced?
Is this is where we get our word “Whore”?
Pleasures in excess become boring. 72 women available only for sex sounds like a recipe for despair.
Whories! Get yer whories here! All you gotta do is die!
Getcher whories! Who wants to be first?
Step right up!
Having 72 really horny, vibrant young women totally devoted to, in fact, obsessed with...YOU.
What could possibly go wrong?
Interesting That God offers eternal life in heaven.
We cast off our earthly bodies and become spirit.
While Allah offers a Penthouse Magazine fantasy.
Also interesting that the Devil tempts men with earthly vices.
If you want to chase p*ssy, there’s plenty of great stuff in this world.
According to Islam and the Quran God does not live in Paradise he lives in hell and stoked the fires. They have no intention of being around god when they die.
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