Obama said, “Yes we can!” Trump says, “I already did.”
Donald Trump visited Mars. That’s why there are no signs of life.
As a young man Trump roundhouse kicked a horse that stuck its tongue out at a date, and invented giraffes.
Trump doesn’t sleep. He waits. And he’s fed up with waiting.
He’s not quite of THAT degree of capability, although making a mythical legend out of him is tempting. Might this become like the tales told of the fighting power of Chuck Norris?