[jimbug]

She’s halfway cute until she opens her mouth and then it all goes to h@ll in a hurry.

[Buckeye McFrog]

She’s halfway cute until she opens her mouth and then it all goes to h@ll in a hurry.

One of life's great truths that was revealed to me years ago while standing in a checkout line.

I was looking at the magazine rack. I think it was Woman's Day that had a photo of Candice Bergen on the cover (no spring chicken even then). But she had on a very nice floral blouse, her hair and makeup were done beautifully, and it was a very nice picture.

Then the great truth dawned on me. Some women only become unattractive when they open their mouths.